Leslie Mann Wants To Know What It’s Like To Have Sex With A Penis

April 28, 2014 / Posted by:

For those of you thinking “Uh, how did she make those kids then?” allow me to clarify. Leslie Mann, 1/3 of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Other Women, was asked in an interview with Radio 1 what she’d do if she was transformed into a man for 24-hours. I know that if I were turned into a man, I’d spend 23 of those hours practicing my tuck game (what good are balls if you can’t cram them up inside of you?), but I guess Leslie could care less about a meaty tuck, because the only thing she’s interested in is busting a nut:

“I would have sex. I would love to know how it operates! Like what the real mechanics feel like! It would be fun to feel the other side, wouldn’t it?”

Hmmm, if only there were some kind of appliance one could use that would simulate the act of penetration, perhaps a substitute phallus that one could, let’s say, strap on. Maybe such a thing could be found in a store dedicated to the sale of recreational intercourse products? I’m just spit-balling ideas here.

Being turned into a man for 24-hours and learning to fuck sounds fun in theory, but in reality I know I’d be cursed with a Twilight Zone-style switcheroo, where I wake up in the body of a guy who is no longer able to get a boner from years of steroid abuse and rages out all his pent-up sexual frustration at CrossFit. I mean, I can deal with a dead dick, but going to the gym? No thank you.

Pic: Splash

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