Normally I’d be the first in line with a sassy comment about Jennifer ‘I keeps it real’ Lawrence keeping it real by throwing up a fuck-you finger to the paparazzi of London, but between slicing my thumb while cutting a Montreal bagel that got loose on me, having to listen to my neighbors have boring sex for 6 hours straight (best quote so far: “Uh huh…sure”), looking at pictures of both Ashton Kutcher AND Kim Kardashian’s icky faces, I can relate to the sentiment expressed by Jennifer Lawrence’s hateful hand gesture. Sometimes you just need to wrap up your emotions in an erect middle finger (like I did earlier, when I flipped off a bagel).
Jennifer’s angriest finger made an appearance after a night out in London with her boyfriend Nicholas Hoult, and I like a good bird-flip as much as the next classy lady, but combined with those terrifying “Do not fuck with me” eyes, that’s an angry bird. Then again, maybe she’s not really flipping off the paps; maybe she’s trying to show off the ring on THAT FINGER, and since covering your face is so Hollywood, you should keep it real by showing off your maybe-engagement ring in the most keeping-it-real way (I think the only way you could possibly keep it more real would be to do the ‘wanker’ hand gesture).
Here’s Jennifer earlier that evening in a better mood, probably because she got to stare at Tom Ford while eating dinner, as well as About a Hunk Nicholas Hoult.