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April 27, 2014 / Posted by:

The Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito from Taco John’s!

Taco John’s is the Taco Bell of Wisconsin, I guess, with other locations all over the country, and they’ve joined the other fast food gourmet establishments in putting out some disgustingly delicious shit that’ll make your heart burn out of your chest as your bowels fall out of your asshole. (“Eh, that’s just a regular Sunday afternoon for moi.” – John Travolta) Taco John’s is selling the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito, which is basically just a ground beef burrito with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and nachos cheese stuffed in it. It’s like a trash food orgy. The nurses who cleaned up the table after Brit Brit birthed out her Cheetolings are looking at that thing while thinking to themselves, “Why does that look so familiar….” It looks like caca, cooch cheese and Brit Brit’s afterbirth. It also kind of looks like what the technician sees when they do an intestinal ultrasound on Mama June.

With all that being said, yes, I’d still put my mouth around it. There’s no Taco John’s near me, but I can still experience the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Burrito by shoving a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, a jar of queso and a Del Taco burrito in my mouth. Or I can just light my asshole on fire while punching my chest repeatedly.

(Thanks Gray!)

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