Night Crumbs

April 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Here’s Emma Stone at the NYC premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and either her left nipple is pierced, that bust dart wandered or her left nipple gave birth to a baby nipple that never leaves its side – Hollywood Tuna

An injured Ben Affleck gets out of his Chevelle while looking like he made a wet oops in his pants and let’s all sing together now, “When you’re driving in a Chevy and you feel something…” – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn’s nipple kind of looks like a pink Skittle – Drunken Stepfather

Mother Earth’s long-lost child Shailene Woodley feels at one with the planet when her armpit fur blows in the wind as she dances – Celebitchy

The brown-headed chick whose name I always forget and who all the straight dudes pre-cum over is replacing the brown-headed chick whose name I always forget and who all the straight dudes pre-cum over as co-host of ExtraThe Superficial

Snooki and JWoww didn’t synchronize their pregnancies for nothing – Reality Tea

Stephen Colbert just made me squirt guacamole all over the place – Towleroad

Grace Coddington, who I thought could do no wrong, did a wrong – Jezebel

What in Jackie Collins going to a funeral HELL is Kate Upton wearing? – Popoholic

Lupita Nyong’o might be in The Jungle Book movie – ICYDK

Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps pose with their nipples out right after Ryan pissed on Michael in the pool, probably – Popsugar

Helmets on! Amanda Bynes and her BMW were let loose on the streets again – IDLYITW

If Wes Anderson directed Forrest Gump…. – Pajiba

A (mostly) SANS FARDS parade – The Berry

Charles Aitken (whoever that is) would like to share his nalgas with you – OMG Blog

Shonda Rhimes is obviously not here for Columbus Short’s bar-fighting, wife-abusing fuckery – HuffPo

The hot Italian version of the WB Frog is once again making bikini bottoms drop with his charbroiled hotness – Moe Jackson

Winnie Cooper broke a rib – SOW

Before you drunkenly pass out on the floor of a bar bathroom somewhere tonight, say a prayer that The Difficult Brown’s DC court case keeps getting pushed back until Two Thousand And Fucking Never – Celebslam

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