Night Crumbs
Here’s Emma Stone at the NYC premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and either her left nipple is pierced, that bust dart wandered or her left nipple gave birth to a baby nipple that never leaves its side – Hollywood Tuna
An injured Ben Affleck gets out of his Chevelle while looking like he made a wet oops in his pants and let’s all sing together now, “When you’re driving in a Chevy and you feel something…” – Lainey Gossip
Olivia Munn’s nipple kind of looks like a pink Skittle – Drunken Stepfather
Mother Earth’s long-lost child Shailene Woodley feels at one with the planet when her armpit fur blows in the wind as she dances – Celebitchy
The brown-headed chick whose name I always forget and who all the straight dudes pre-cum over is replacing the brown-headed chick whose name I always forget and who all the straight dudes pre-cum over as co-host of Extra – The Superficial
Snooki and JWoww didn’t synchronize their pregnancies for nothing – Reality Tea
Stephen Colbert just made me squirt guacamole all over the place – Towleroad
Grace Coddington, who I thought could do no wrong, did a wrong – Jezebel
What in Jackie Collins going to a funeral HELL is Kate Upton wearing? – Popoholic
Lupita Nyong’o might be in The Jungle Book movie – ICYDK
Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps pose with their nipples out right after Ryan pissed on Michael in the pool, probably – Popsugar
Helmets on! Amanda Bynes and her BMW were let loose on the streets again – IDLYITW
If Wes Anderson directed Forrest Gump…. – Pajiba
A (mostly) SANS FARDS parade – The Berry
Charles Aitken (whoever that is) would like to share his nalgas with you – OMG Blog
Shonda Rhimes is obviously not here for Columbus Short’s bar-fighting, wife-abusing fuckery – HuffPo
The hot Italian version of the WB Frog is once again making bikini bottoms drop with his charbroiled hotness – Moe Jackson
Winnie Cooper broke a rib – SOW
Before you drunkenly pass out on the floor of a bar bathroom somewhere tonight, say a prayer that The Difficult Brown’s DC court case keeps getting pushed back until Two Thousand And Fucking Never – Celebslam