Night Crumbs
Duchess Kate and Prince William’s government-paid vacation through New Zealand and Australia is almost over. You know what else is going to be over soon? The entire fashion industry, because how are they going to survive without Duchess Kate wearing dresses that sell out in milliseconds! – Lainey Gossip
Kristen Stewart, who once said that RPattz loves to make out with her pits, suddenly got a major clit boner for Cara Delevawhatever – Drunken Stepfather
Debra Messing lost 20 pounds by eating clean. So is “clean” a new non-FDA approved weight-loss drug from Thailand that I haven’t heard of? – Celebitchy
Panty Creamer of the Day: Stone Cold Steve Austin is really, really fucking passionate about gay marriage – Towleroad
“Sick, twisted, shakedown” sounds like some kind of kinky thing Bryan Singer makes twinks do while they’re blowing him – Jezebel
The only thing I see here is Pimp Mama Kris trying to make the Khloe of the Jenner twats happen – The Superficial
Droopy Dog Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County found a new piece – Reality Tea
Carmen Electra proves that sometimes plastic holds up over time – Hollywood Tuna
From this angle, Nina Agdal kind of looks like a buff twink with long, blond hair, and both Bryan Singer and Papa Joe would like to know more… – IDLYITW
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Taylor Swift wearing? – Popoholic
Kim Kartrashian wears earrings that say “North“, as a reminder to herself that she even has a kid – Popsugar
Lake Bell’s husband put a fetus inside her – ICYDK
Rick Ross has an advice column on Rolling Stone in case you wanted to know how you can make your titties sit down nice and low like his – OMG Blog
So I guess Aaron Carter is just going to go ahead and ignore that restraining order that Hilary Duff probably has against him – Just Jared
Poke at me with a bottle of lube when it’s Lose The Towel Thursday – The Berry
Doogie Howser is looking very Nicole Richie-esque – Boy Culture
When news people who don’t like to do research and Lupita Nyongo’s last name collide – SOW
If you’ve got nothing better to spend 8 minutes of your day on (like staring at the wall or ombre dying your pubes), here’s Katy Perry’s video for “Birthday” – HuffPo