Night Crumbs
Prepare to throw a RIP at the wig industry, because Nicki Minaj is done with wigs for now. Well, at least the wig industry still has RuPaul, Beyonce and John Travolta – Celebitchy
As Stacy Keibler sticks out her barely-there “Take that, Clooney” bump, George Clooney licks tequila off of his new piece’s chichis while totally forgetting that Stacy Keibler exists – Lainey Gossip
The fist up Elmo’s ass is off the hook – The Superficial
Reason # 456,984,986,999,101 for why Betty White is the greatest human who lives – Towleroad
If you need some slutty gardening done, then Sara Malakul is the ho for you – Hollywood Tuna
One of the Teen Mom tricks wants to birth out another 15 minutes – Reality Tea
Sarah Hyland shows us one way to get cast in a Woody Allen movie – Drunken Stepfather
A giant load of DUH falling on your eyes: Tori and Dean’s cheating scandal is about as fake as her dented and melted Tupperware bowl titties – Jezebel
Do I want to know what that DJ in the shark teeth t-shirt is doing to Duchess Kate with his eyes? – Popsugar
Sofia Vergara’s torso looks like your grandma’s dinner table with two hams on it – Popoholic
“THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER BECAUSE WE REALLY NEEDED ANOTHER FUCKING MARILYN MONROE BIOPIC,” said not one bitch ever – IDLYITW
If Jennifer Aniston really is going bald, she can give Nicki Minaj’s leftover weaves and wigs a good home – ICYDK
Hot pieces in cum goggles – The Berry
That Keegan Allen trick seems a little too old for James Franco’s tastes, but I guess a hand is a hand – SOW
And I’d rather watch a serious biopic about the life of the Cadbury Creme Egg – Pajiba
Eric Hill from The Bachelorette died in a paragliding accident – HuffPo
If you’ve ever said that Meg Ryan has a face for voiceovers, you should know that she listened to you – Just Jared
And here’s ASkars’ younger brother on HERO Magazine – OMG Blog