Night Crumbs

April 23, 2014 / Posted by:

Prepare to throw a RIP at the wig industry, because Nicki Minaj is done with wigs for now. Well, at least the wig industry still has RuPaul, Beyonce and John TravoltaCelebitchy

As Stacy Keibler sticks out her barely-there “Take that, Clooney” bump, George Clooney licks tequila off of his new piece’s chichis while totally forgetting that Stacy Keibler exists   – Lainey Gossip

The fist up Elmo’s ass is off the hook – The Superficial

Reason # 456,984,986,999,101 for why Betty White is the greatest human who lives – Towleroad

If you need some slutty gardening done, then Sara Malakul is the ho for you – Hollywood Tuna

One of the Teen Mom tricks wants to birth out another 15 minutes – Reality Tea

Sarah Hyland shows us one way to get cast in a Woody Allen movie - Drunken Stepfather

A giant load of DUH falling on your eyes: Tori and Dean’s cheating scandal is about as fake as her dented and melted Tupperware bowl titties – Jezebel

Do I want to know what that DJ in the shark teeth t-shirt is doing to Duchess Kate with his eyes? – Popsugar

Sofia Vergara’s torso looks like your grandma’s dinner table with two hams on it – Popoholic

“THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER BECAUSE WE REALLY NEEDED ANOTHER FUCKING MARILYN MONROE BIOPIC,” said not one bitch ever – IDLYITW

If Jennifer Aniston really is going bald, she can give Nicki Minaj’s leftover weaves and wigs a good home – ICYDK

Hot pieces in cum goggles – The Berry

That Keegan Allen trick seems a little too old for James Franco’s tastes, but I guess a hand is a hand – SOW

And I’d rather watch a serious biopic about the life of the Cadbury Creme EggPajiba

Eric Hill from The Bachelorette died in a paragliding accident – HuffPo

If you’ve ever said that Meg Ryan has a face for voiceovers, you should know that she listened to you – Just Jared

And here’s ASkars’ younger brother on HERO Magazine – OMG Blog

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