Open Post: Hosted By Katie Holmes Looking A Mess

April 22, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s been almost two years since Katie Holmes has had to put her lips on Tommy Girl’s Thetan-covered mouth during a staged photo-op and judging by the way it looks like she’s been banging her head against a pillow to rid her mind of those memories, she’s still not over those traumatizing times.

Suri Cruise’s mom showed up to the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of her new movie Miss Meadows in NYC last night and she wore a dress that looks like an over-used maxi-pad with wings. You can take the girl out of Scientology, but you can’t take the “squeezed out of a third story bathroom window at the Scientology Celebrity Centre and fell into a bunch of bushes before running from Tommy Girl’s goons” look out of the girl. The “freshly attacked by a raccoon” hair is giving me Shelly Duvall circa 1980 and her dress reminds me of a tsunami of blood, so she looks like the end product of a Project Runway challenge where the designers were asked to create a cocktail look based on The Shining. But what’s most disturbing about this look are those pockets. Bitch is wearing pockets that are big enough to hold Tommy Girl and she’s not even using them to hold a bottle of wine or a bag of Fritos. The only reason to wear big ass pockets like that is to have the sweet nectar and refreshments at your disposal at all times. Suri, how could you let your mom leave the house like this?!

Pics: Wenn.com, Bauer Griffin, Splash

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