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April 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Buzzfeed asked Madge (who was done up like a nosy memaw from the 1950s) her opinion on random shit and when they asked her what she thinks of the devil’s tool known as CROCS, she wrote “effective.” If she doesn’t mean “effective at assaulting eyes,” then Madge is “effectively” dead to me forever. – Buzzfeed

The Other Woman promo tour is never going to end and Cameron Diaz will forever be spewing out shit about crotch pubes, monogamy, getting old, Botox and children. I’m surprised we still haven’t heard her stance on anal bleaching – Lainey Gossip

Gisele BundchensingsHeart of Glass. Well, that’s something that happened and never needs to happen again - Drunken Stepfather

Scary Spice is either un-wedgie-ing herself, picking a dingle or searching for Posh’s singing talent – Hollywood Tuna

The person in the Easter Bunny suit is Michelle Williams, right? A check is a check… – Celebitchy

“It’s all going according to plan….” said Mickey Mouse while rubbing his hands together as he looks at these pictures of Bella Thorne toking on the good shit at Coachella – The Superficial

Everyone wants to see Mimi Faust from Love & Hip Hop get boned while holding onto a shower rod – Reality Tea

Either Nick Jonas’ body is getting bigger or his head is getting smaller – Towleroad

Kristen Bell is wet, naked and confused on a beach, which I’m guessing is also a metaphor for what it’s like being married to Ashton Kutcher’s sidekick from Punk’dIDLYITW

Miranda Kerr sings and sounds like a sexy toddler while doing so – Jezebel

Aaron Sorkin is really sorry about The Newsroom - The Daily Beast

Kate Upton gets photobombed by Leslie Mann’s face on a poster – Popoholic

Brian Williams is more gangsta than Justin Bieber (but really, who isn’t?) – Popoholic

Daniel Franzese comes out in an open letter to his Mean Girls character. I thought this already happened a million years ago, but you go Glen Coco – Defamer

Superman and Gina Carano are still fucking – ICYDK

The 90s were hard – The Berry

ICYMI or need something to cleanse your palate of THAT SCENE, here’s some Game of Thrones peen and ass – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Kelly Clarkson has a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! all the way and I’m going to go ahead and blame her hormones for why the hell she’s carrying that ugly ass sofa samples bag – Popsugar

The time I mistook Christina Hendricks for Endora – Just Jared

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