Night Crumbs
Riff Raff dyed his husky blue and now that dog looks like it fell out of a Lisa Frank folder and yes, PETA has already slapped the grillz out of his mouth for this – Buzzfeed
The royal family thinks Cressida Boners is too carefree to wave and smile for a living- Lainey Gossip
Benadryl Cumsinbatches’ secret girlfriend, you in danger girl, because the Cumberbitches are coming for you – Celebitchy
If you said to yourself, “Aubrey hO’Day is taking selfies of her tits right now,” at any time of the day or night, you’d be telling the truth – Drunken Stepfather
I’m totally with Dustin Lance Black for being pissed that Pasadena City College rejected him as a commencement speaker over some dumb pics of him getting bareback fucked that leaked all over the Internet years ago…. But I am not with him when he says that he was doing what gay men do when they love and trust each other. Um, some of the best gay sex I’ve had was with hos I do not love and do not respect – Towleroad
And Pimp Mama Kris can find these “pranksters” spreading “lies” about her in the mirror – Reality Tea
Oh guess what, Hilary Duff is wearing overalls. I know, it’s really fascinating – The Superficial
Yeah, there was a Secret White House Pussy for years, her name’s Monica Lewinsky – Jezebel
Posh Beckham spent her birthday at the Grand Canyon, the Grand Canyon in Arizona, and those are words I didn’t think I’d ever type – Popsugar
All that’s missing from Heather Graham’s dress is a “Caution Road Work Ahead” posted on the front – Hollywood Tuna
And did all of us time travel back to 1997 without knowing it, because here’s Heather Graham again – Popoholic
Grab the blessed lube, it’s Fap Friday (Good Friday Edition) – The Berry
Idris Elba is a daddy now – ICYDK
The Internet throws balls of hate at Sky Ferreira for using black people as “props” and well, she is opening for Miley Cyrus…. – OMG Blog
Adam Levine shows off the shitty Kmart clothes he put his name on and not even a junkie Florida day-shift hooker would wear that mess for a free 8-ball – SOW
DUH. – HuffPo