And so it begins…. The pussies of the world heard about their new overlord Lux terrorizing and scratching fear into his family and they’re beginning to revolt… Arm yourselves with catnip or something shiny.
ABC News10 (via Daily Mail) says that three people in Roseville, CA had to go the hospital on Tuesday night after a raging pussy went crazy and wreaked havoc on their asses. The year-and-a-half-old cat named Khat scratched his owner’s sister in the face, put deep gashes in the legs of his owner’s 10-year-old son and scratched up the legs and arms of his owner’s mom. The family didn’t exactly say why Khat rose up against them and went Porsha Stewart on their asses, but the owner, who didn’t want to be identified, says that he’s never been violent.
“The cat ran and jumped on his leg and was like, attached to him. He’s never been an aggressive cat, he’s never been mean, he just flipped.”
Animal Control was closed at the time of the pussy riot, so the police and firefighters had to come out to the house to handle Khat. They threw a blanket over him and used a metal pole to get him into a cage. Khat is currently in jail at the SPCA. The three humans who Khat tore up were released from the ER that night.
I’m sure Lux has already sprung Khat free and recruited him for the Pussies Against Humans army. Khat has two good reasons for rising up against the humans. Humans named him Khat and humans dressed him in that collar and tie. Dress a pussy up like Alec Baldwin and he’ll act like Alec Baldwin.