Kim Novak and Kim Novak’s new face became a trending topic on Twitter on Oscar night when she came out with The Texas T-Rex to present an award and looked a whole lot different in the face and acted a little loopy (but not as loopy as The Texas T-Rex). The barbecued horse shit in a wig made of dog pubes that is Donald Trump tweeted that Kim should sue her plastic surgeon and others made the same jokes. In an open letter she released to Yahoo! Movies, Kim says that she read what Donald Trump tweeted and knew about the other jokes. Kim says that she didn’t leave her house for days because of it and admitted that yeah, she injected some fat straight up into her mug.
“It really did throw me into a tailspin and it hit me hard. I will no longer hold myself back from speaking out against bullies. We can’t let people get away with affecting our lives. For days, I didn’t leave the house, and it got to me like it gets kids and teenagers. I’m not going to deny that I had fat injections in my face. They seemed far less invasive than a face lift. In my opinion, a person has a right to look as good as they can, and I feel better when I look better.”
Kim says that she might’ve seemed drunk, because she took a pill (probably Xanax) to relax her nerves and had just come off a three-day fast.
I said this the day after the Oscars, but Kim Novak is 81 years old and was in Falcon Crest, so she can do no wrong including shooting her face up with some stuff that gives her that level 2 Wildenstein look. I’m also with Kim for needing to take a Xanax, because we’d all have to take a Xanax if we were in the same with John Travolta’s wig. But my eyes did stop at “three-day fast.” If I make it to 81, I won’t have time to fast, because I’ll be too busy shoveling delicious things into my mouth while I still can. If my doctor told me I had to fast for medical reasons, I’d ask him if there’s a way we can get around that, because I’ve only got a certain amount of time on this planet and there’s a whole lot of flavors of cakes out there.