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April 15, 2014 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa’s video for G.U.Y. wasted 365 gallons of water while in the middle of a drought. Every ho in California who is slowly dying of dehydration is going to curse that thirsty, water-hogging asshole bitch Lady CaCa before we shrivel up and turn to dust – The Superficial

Charlize Theron isn’t engaged to Sean Penn. She’s not that dickmatized by his barbecued Slim Jim dick….yet - Lainey Gossip

Prince William likes to work just as much as we all do (read: not at all) – Celebitchy

Mischa Barton looks like one big giant SIGH, a big giant SIGH with a nipple and dehydrated hair - Drunken Stepfather

Karlie Kloss’ hair and style twin Taylor Swift has a look in her little eyes that says, “I may or may not go inside and skin Karlie alive and wear her like a coat…”Hollywood Tuna

Nene Leakes being a bitch to someone isn’t anything to clutch your pearls over, but I’m wondering why she didn’t dance to the Bear Necessities dressed as Baloo? – Reality Tea

Evangelical pastors are the biggest theatrical drama queens – Towleroad

Lady CaCa SANS Photoshop looks like a strung out Florida lot lizard who will fuck for a half-smoked Red – Jezebel

The dog has a better ass – Popoholic

You can almost see Oprah’s strength bar power up as she feeds on Pharrell’s tears of happiness – Pajiba

If you need something to wipe your Tax Day tears on, here’s some military man nipples – The Berry

Max Beesley’s peen + blood + two baby dolls = something a sick fuck is going to fap to  - (NSFW) OMG Blog

File under: a bitch battle you might care about if the year was 2007 – ICYDK

Pamela Anderson has reached the stage that most people who get barbed wire tattoos reach: regret – HuffPo

Professional air kiss blowers Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima blow air kisses at some Victoria’s Secret event – IDLYITW

And hopefully those Magic Mike bitches do it right this time by giving us raw hard peen and hopefully raw hard peen that belongs to Joe ManJelloJust Jared

We should all be so lucky to get a flight attendant like this – Popsugar

I haven’t mailed shit in decades, but these panty-creaming students would give me a reason to – Slate

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