Meanwhile in Heaven, Elvis and Marilyn Monroe gossip while hanging out on God’s throne….
We should all print out this picture and keep it in a rhinestone-encrusted heart-shaped locket around our necks to look at when we see ugly things out in the world (examples: CROCS, Kimye’s Vogue, the beaver tail on Kevin Spacey’s head, etc…) and need to be reminded that true beauty exists. The Germany cholita swan that is Harald Glööckler and Amanda Lepore, the woman Courtney Stodden wishes she could be, held court at the opening of his store at Friedrichstrasse in Berlin tonight. My favorite delicate German flower Micaela Schäfer was also there, completing the trifecta of potent gorgeousness and glamour.
I would pull out my eyeballs and put them in a box under my bed since is the most naturally beautiful thing I’ll see all year and nothing else will compare, but I’m not going to do that, because RuPaul’s Drag Race is on tonight.
WARNING: Staring at these pictures will cause you to cough up glitter and will give you the sudden urge to suck off a Sharpie and grope two plastic fish bowls.