Night Crumbs

ASkars graced Coachella this weekend and it’s weird that his body isn’t covered with naked hos who threw themselves onto his body. Eh, they were probably too busy being mesmerized by Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s sweet, hot dude bro moves – Lainey Gossip

A knocked up Snow White married Prince Charming – Celebitchy

Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith fuck and suck their way to higher ratings for Love and Hip Hop – Drunken Stepfather

I was going to say that Backdoor Farrah has once again reached new levels of delusion by calling herself a “sex symbol,” but then I realized that horses need sex symbols too – Reality Tea

Why did I think this was Lea Michele after a growth spurt? – Hollywood Tuna

RIP She-Mail – Towleroad

Hilary Duff and the Easter Island statue escapee were together at Coachella and they looked like they got caught by the cops giving each other handies out in public – The Superficial

Somebody should’ve told the girl who got “selfie” tattooed on her lip that getting “cock here” tattooed on her lip would’ve been much more elegant and understated – Jezebel

That Kraft Mac & Cheese tattoo is on the leg of a Spears, right? – The Berry

“Phew!” said Moonie Cyrus while taking the nose and ear plugs out – ICYDK

I know Maria Menonous thinks she’s giving you “Breakfast At Tiffany’s,” but she’s really giving you “Breakfast At Zales” – Popoholic

Ashley Benson proudly shows off who paid the bill on her leased BMW this month – IDLYITW

Some hot Spanish piece gives you a serving of his flat flour tortilla ass – OMG Blog

Don’t tell Jessica Simpson that she looks like a Peep or she’ll try to eat herself – HuffPo

I wish that instead of RPattz hitting Julianne Moore from the back in a limo, he would’ve licked her cooch in a MINI Cooper – Just Jared

“Meh,” said The Hammaconda when looking at Doogie Howser’s two trouser snakes – Pajiba

IT’S DEBBY BOONE! – SOW

Becks and Harper Seven melted ovaries at some hockey game – Popsugar