Mahky Mahk Almost Went Full Southie At The MTV Movie Awards

April 14, 2014 / Posted by: Allison

Last night at the the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards’s glue-huffing half-brother, the MTV Movie Awards, Mahky Mahk was given the MTV Generation Award to honor his contribution to cinema (even though it should have been in honor of role Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch’s video for “Good Vibrations” played in assisting a generation of kids confirm their sexuality, because that will truly be his legacy, not “Ted 4” or whatever the fuck is currently in production for Mahky Mahk).

After being presented the award by The Turtle One, Chase Hammond from Drive Me Crazy, and the bastard child of Matt Dillon and Kevin Bacon (I’m sorry, I don’t know a thing about Entourage), Mahky Mahk proved why he always looks like he’s 1 beer and a Red Sox loss away from handing his wife his shirt because he ‘don’t wanna get none of this asshole’s blood on it when he teaches him a fackin’ lesson’ as he proceeded to use every fuck-word at his disposal. He funky bunched a fuck on past winners of the Generations Award and the award itself, then on his wife, the cast of “Entourage: The Movie”, then the audience. Mahky Mahk finally wrapped up his Southie sonata in F-minor by giving a shout-out to Manny Pacquiao and the Christian holy day of Palm Sunday, but didn’t bestow upon them a fuck, probably because he knew Manny’s mother would put a curse on his ass if he dared sully the good name of her son and Hay-zoos.

Pics: Wenn

Tags: Award Shows, Marky Mark

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