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April 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Anindita Saryuf, the fashion director for Elle Indonesia who was not having any of Lindsay Lohan’s crackhead antics on Lindsay last night.

The first few episodes of Lindsay showed us that a self-entitled, freckled tornado of stupidity is really bad at moving. The last few episodes of Lindsay Lohan’s Not-So-Fun Hour Of Crackery showed us that a delusional, bronzer-covered colostomy bag of narcissism is really bad at showing up on time for things too (but we already new that). On last night’s episode, LiLo was supposed to host a Halloween party at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut from 10pm to 12am and the bitch shows up at 11:30. Then, LiLo no show’d to a shoot for Elle Indonesia. The bitch makes my Latin relatives look like masters of punctuality.

Elle Indonesia chose LiLo for their “White Issue,” which is really fitting since nobody’s shoved more white up her nostrils than her.  The shoot was supposed to start at 1pm and they only had a few hours since the photographer only shoots in natural light, but when the clock hit 2, everybody was sitting around waiting for her ass while she was hitting the snooze button for the 3,486,912th time of the day. Someone from LiLo’s team finally showed up at around 3pm and said that she was working hard all night (read: working her inner tube lips on a bottle of Grey Goose, because somebody has to single-handedly keep the sweet nectar industry from needing a bail out) and wouldn’t be able to shoot that day. In between trying to reschedule the shoot, Anindita Saryuf goes off camera and says to one of her co-workers in Indonesian, “That bitch. That bitch. That bitch, Lindsay.” I don’t have a clip up of it, but if I did, I’d snort that clip up, because it gave me several kinds of life. As soon as Anindita said, “That bitch,” they could’ve faded to black and threw up the words, “THEE FUCKING END.” Because that was the highlight of the entire mess of a show and “that bitch” sums everything up perfectly.

The photo shoot eventually happens, but LiLo becomes a shard of broken crack pipe glass in everyone’s taint when she gets bitchy with the photographer, tells him he should consider the whole “natural light” thing and skips out on an interview with Anindita. In the clip below, LiLo declares herself the greatest stylist of all-time and Anindita tries to say nice things about her, but her “I want to kill THAT BITCH in her face” face says everything.

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