Put a mini-version of Pharrell’s dented-peen-head hat on Grumpy Cat’s head before dragging her to the MTV Movie Awards in L.A. and you’ll quickly see her grumpy face turn into a “please kill me and make it painless” face. That is a face that will get you on suicide watch.
The hardest-working pussy in the game (not to be confused with the hardest-working bussy in the game, which belongs to Tyler Perry) was kind enough to grace the MTV Movie Awards with her star power tonight and I’m not even exaggerating when I say that she was one of the biggest stars there. If you really want to get Lohan-kinds of plastered tonight and want an excuse to not go to work tomorrow (the excuse being that you’re physically unable to go since your arm vein will be attached to an IV drip in the ER after you get alcohol poisoning), then play a little drinking game. Watch the MTV Movie Awards and every time they announce the name of a presenter or nominee and your brain doesn’t recognize it, take a shot of the sweet nectar. You’ll be on the floor and drooling before the first commercial break. See you in the ER!