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April 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Lenny the farting pussy whose shit bubble owners returned him to a veterinary hospital and no-kill shelter in Scottsville, NY because he farted too much.

Lenny used to be a furry gas bag who constantly pooted out deadly caca bombs, but nothing that came out of that pussy’s butthole was as shitty as his owners. Lenny was adopted from the Scottsville Veterinary Adoptions last month and two days later his owners returned him, because they said they couldn’t deal with the poop fumes coming out of his ass, which is rich coming from two pieces of shit. USA Today says that the owners told the shelter that they wanted an indoor cat and Lenny is more of an outdoor cat since he can’t stop farting (“The hell did we ever do to you bitches?” – everything in nature to Lenny’s old owners).

Scottsville Veterinary Adoptions took Lenny back and put up a note on their Facebook page asking if there’s any families out there who don’t mind a living thing that lets out constant butt burps. Surprisingly enough, Brit Brit Spears didn’t immediately ask her daddy if she can adopt Lenny so she has someone to blame all her Frapp-induced farts on, but SVA did find him a new home. SVA also said that while Lenny was with them he didn’t stink up the place with farts, so prolific philosopher and poet Phoebe Buffay was right when she sang the lyrics:

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It’s not your fault

And I will fart on Lenny the farting pussy’s new owners if they didn’t immediately change his name to Queefer.

via Arbroath

 

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