Open Post: Hosted By A Modest And Tasteful “Save The Date” Video

April 9, 2014 / Posted by:

When you take two engaged lawyers who think they’re the Kim and Kanye of San Francisco and throw them in rhinestone-encrusted bowl from Z Gallerie along with a huge dollop of class, a cup of tastefulness, a ballin’ BMW 3-series and a rented helicopter, some Great Gatsby quotes and a dress from Alexis Bellino’s Alexis Couture collection, you get this humble rated PG-13 “Save the Date” video for a Boss Wedding.

Bambo Obaro, a fourth-year associate at Weil Gotshal, and Janice Jentz, a family law practitioner, spent a lot of time and probably a lot of money of this EXTRA insane wedding date announcement video. Here we were all thinking that New Jersey, Las Vegas, L.A. and Miami were in a death battle for the title of America’s Capital of Class and then a new challenger arrives thanks to this exquisite video that looks like something a teenager on My Super Sweet Sixteen would make. If you put one of Pitbull’s pre-cum drops under a microscope, you’d save this video.

But it’s their money to waste and I can’t fully hate on this mess for the simple fact that his name is BAMBO. Bambo makes me think of Bambi Rambo and I thank his parents for that.

via Jezebel

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