Night Crumbs
Tom Daley lets it be known that yes, he made a quick stop in BiVille, but he’s strictly dickly now – Towleroad
Kate Hudson and her on-and-off again pieceĀ Matt Bellamy consciously couple on the beach in a totally natural non-photo-op that didn’t take two publicists and a body language coordinator two hours to set up – Lainey Gossip
Lady CaCa put her hands out for Uncle Terry and strangely enough he didn’t lay his nuts in them – Drunken Stepfather
Gappy Paradis joins ScarJo in The Tricks Dumb Enough To Slobber About Woody Allen To The Media club – Celebitchy
Selena Gomez wants to switch places with Orlando Bloom’s kid – The Superficial
The malnourished llama is getting married this weekend – Reality Tea
FYI: John Mayer wore your abuelita’s winter sweater for a bro date with Andy Cohen (see: pic 19) – The Berry
I still don’t know how I feel about Natalie Dormer’s Dr. Kimberly Shaw hair – Popoholic
CoCo + pink dildos = elegance redefined – Hollywood Tuna
The Biggest Loser winner gained 20 pounds, so everyone who was throwing cheeseburgers at her can throw those cheeseburgers at me now. Thank you. – Jezebel
Noooope, still the worst – Pajiba
Awwww, it’s warms my no-heart seeing that Courteney Cox found love with a fellow wax figure – ICYDK
When your need for a check beats your need to keep sane by staying away from crazy ass Courtney Love – IDLYITW
My vote for David Letterman’s replacement goes to Grumpy Cat, Funky Dineva or the Rhubarb Lady – Just Jared
It’s one of those days when you just need a few servings of Cam Gigandet’s nalgas – OMG Blog
Maria Sharapova was thisclose to giving the paps a view of her sharapoon – Moe Jackson
BREAKING: James Franco’s peen is as small as his ego is huge – Kenneth in the (212)
John Mayer boned Kelly Monaco – Celebslam
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