Open Post: Hosted By Lily Allen’s Bedazzled Sheer Titty Bib

April 2, 2014 / Posted by:

What in Liza Minnelli as the Narrator in a nudist colony production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat HELL is feminist hero Lily Allen wearing? Last night, Lily must’ve really been in the mood for people to come up to her and ask, “Bitch, for where are your nipples,” because she slapped on some skin-colored pasties and put on a bedazzled tissue paper dickey to perform at the City Rocks Charity concert in London. Barbie tits, clown pants and Liberace’s lobster bib… I’m trying to figure out if this mess is the look or isn’t the look. While I answer that question for myself, Scientology’s lawyers are probably sending Lily a threatening letter, because this is the EXACT outfit that High Priestess John Travolta wears when he’s delivering a sermon to the congregaytion.  And yes, John Travolta wears it hotter.

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