Hot Slut Of The Day!
This Beyonce-ized In-N-Out anthem that sings to my soul, my stomach, my mouth and other parts I’m not going to mention, because then you’ll be like, “Really, a Double Double makes you do that, you sick, nasty bitch? You should really cover your car seats in industrial-strength plastic before you go to In-N-Out.”
I know that if Beyonce didn’t exist, the sun wouldn’t rise, the birds wouldn’t chirp, flowers wouldn’t bloom, the lace front industry would need several bail outs and electric fans wouldn’t have a reason to blow, but now I know the real reason why Beyonce exists. If Beyonce didn’t exist, that “Partition” song wouldn’t exist and if that “Partition” song didn’t exist, this In-N-Out parody of it would not exist. With help from RuPaul Drag Race’s Honey Mahogany, the genius Glittery Gays of YouTube who gifted us with the Dunkin Love parody are back and this time they’re paying homage to some West Coast deliciousness. If you’re ever in the drive-thru line at In-N-Out and hear what sounds like a tone-deaf, badly beaten hyena yodeling for mercy, there’s no need to call the ASPCA. It’s just me in the car in front of you, singing this song:
The In-N-Out struggle is a real struggle.
via Buzzfeed