Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 1, 2014 / Posted by:

As part of Dlisted’s ongoing, never-ending Pussies You Don’t Play With series, here’s a black pussy who’s got a black belt in NOT THE ONE and uses its skills to put a dog in its place. This clip is a few months old, but it’s never too late to watch the Cesar Milan of cats put a bitch in a calm submissive state. Watching that pussy throw a “calm down, whore, calm” look while holding that dog in a sleeper hold before the dog finally gives in and taps out is the best way to start International Roll Your Eyes When All Of Your FB Friends Tell You They’re Fucking Knocked Up Day.

And if you were one of the How I Met Your Mother fans  screaming about how you wish that shitty finale was an elaborate pre-April Fools prank, in this clip, you are playing the part of the MMA pussy and the finale is playing the part of that dog.

via Tastefully Offensive

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