Johnny Depp Confirms His Engagement By Wearing The Engagement Ring To A Press Conference

March 31, 2014 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have been stunt queening that Sssh…is it an engagement ring? ring around town like it’s their job (it’s pretty much is Amber’s job right now) and gobbling up the attention like dirty stray dogs in an open dumpster. But according to Us Weekly, Johnny might be sleeping on the couch tonight. Johnny was in China on Monday to promote his new film Transcendence, and when asked point-blank whether or not he proposed to his current midlife crisis, he sort of spilled the attention-grabbing beans:

“The fact that I’m wearing a chick’s ring on my finger is probably a dead giveaway. Not very subtle,” Depp replied. The AP explains that the actor was wearing a ring featuring a “single diamond on a band around his ring finger. And indeed, it really is a “chick’s ring,” one source tells Us Weekly: The engagement ring Depp gave Heard was “too big for her, so he started wearing it,” explains the source.

Damn, Gilbert Grape, you’re fucked! Now that you’ve confirmed that THAT RING on THAT FINGER is a hitchin’ diamond, paps aren’t going to give a rat’s plump ass about trying to get shots of Amber’s ring hand. Which is bad news for you buddy, because in case you didn’t know, Amber Heard works a pretty tight stunt queen game. That’s why she sent you to China wearing that ring, dummy; so that people would talk about THAT RING even without Amber present (she was unable to accompany the ring, as she was too busy back in the US planning the details of a staged photo-op at a bridal store). But this is all Amber’s fault. Clearly she didn’t work hard enough with him before he left, otherwise he would have known that the correct answer to a question confirming their engagement is: “I don’t know…it looks like you’ll have to wait for the red-carpet premiere of Trancendence for more clues!”

And because I know you’re dying for it, here’s more of Johnny in China looking like a dead-ringer for your ne’er-do-well uncle who’s starting to sober up after huffing all the aerosol out of several cans of Reddi-Wip right before Thanksgiving dinner at your grandparent’s house, where he both lives and gets busted selling porn to neighborhood kids on a weekly basis (yes, his name is either Terry or Jake):

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