Night Crumbs

March 28, 2014 / Posted by:

As the wind machines gently blew Beyonce’s weave (read: Basement Baby and Michelle Williams gently fanned Beyonce with palm leaves), she cried out manufactured tears at the closing night of her final Mrs. Carter show in Lisbon. Being the saint that she is, Beyonce cried for all the thousands in the audience who were lucky enough to pay money to witness perfection and greatness! They are truly bey-lessed. Lainey Gossip

But why does Channing Tatum look like he’s really, really pleased while touching Mila Kunis’ growing fetus dome? Sucio fuck probably has a pregnant fetish – The Superficial

Happy Friday, here’s some Bush cameltoe – Drunken Stepfather

Tami Roman passed the hell out and it wasn’t not funny – Reality Tea

Yes, Choupette Lagerfeld has to listen to the sound of Kunty Karl siphoning the souls out of newborn babies for dinner, but that’s a small price to pay for being the most pampered pussy in the world – Celebitchy

Sally Field’s speech on her gay son gave me feelings and I don’t like having feelings. Must go look at another picture of Pimp Mama Kris to blacken my heart again – Towleroad

That ugly sheet on Kaley Cuoco’s body probably looked sexier and hotter on the bed she yanked it from – Hollywood Tuna

JLo struts her triple-stuffed ass while checking to see the location of the GPS cock ring she makes Casper Smart wear – Popoholic

The Porn Iguana kind of looks like Donatella Versace if Donatella Versace swallowed two sleeping hogs whole and they got stuck in her chest – IDLYITW

Joan Rivers triumphantly returns to The Tonight Show and talks about her dry poon, because why not? – Pajiba

Peter Dinklage hasn’t read any of the Game of Thrones books. Git him, nerds! – ICYDK

Khloe Kardashian was sweet enough to give her little sister a piggyback ride – HuffPo

And here I am still waiting for Bottomless Friday – The Berry

BREAKING: Wheelchair Jimmy and RiRi held hands which means they’re totally fucking and I should know because I hold hands with myself all the time – Popsugar

I should be stabbed in the eye with an exquisite lucite heel for thinking this was Shauna SandCelebslam

That picture of the Belle of Skid Row Zac Efron sucking on a Vaporizer was meant to be Photoshopped – Just Jared

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