It’s been 11 years since Fox aired the trash extravaganza Joe Millionaire and I guess Fox felt like it was time to trick a whole new set of hos into thinking they’re on a dating show to compete to marry a rich hot piece. But this new show really separates the gold diggers from the gold digging dumb fucks, because instead of competing for the love of a poor dude pretending to be a millionaire, 12 American chicks will compete for the love of a dude they think is Prince Hot Ginge. Fox might as well title this mess: The Search For The Dumbest American.
Deadline says that the sneaky gnome of Hollywood, Ryan Seacrest, produced the reality show called “I Want To Marry ‘Harry'” and they shot it in secret last year in England. Twelve American women were moved into a big estate in Britain and tricked into thinking they were competing to be the next princess of England. But instead of going out on dates with the real Prince Hot Ginge, they went out with regular English dude Matthew Hicks who was given a PHG makeover. Below is the Dollar Tree PHG and a freckle on Rojo Caliente’s tit looks more like the real Prince Hot Ginge than this dude does. (Yes, I still would, but only if he’d take his PHG impersonation all the way by using vodka as lube.)
My friend’s sister-in-law makes $75/hour on the computer and she’d like the email addresses of all 12 of the gullible butt bubbles who believed that THE QUEEN would actually let Prince Hot Ginge star in a peasant reality show produced by a peasant producer for a peasant network in America. Either Fox found 12 humans who can function without a working brain (which is not that hard since E! and Bravo have found a few) or Fox found a bunch of fame whores who knew what’s up, but didn’t care as long as the cameras were on them. This mess of a show starts in May, it’s going to be a wreck and I can’t wait.
And I’m laughing at these dumbasses, but if a Nigerian prince e-mailed me from a random Hotmail address to tell me that he needs money to send me a bed sheet that Prince Hot Ginge slept on when he spent the night on the 13th floor of his palace in Nigeria, I’d ask that prince if he takes PayPal or does he want my checking account/routing number? I’d want to believe.