Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 24, 2014 / Posted by:

And today, “Hot Slut Of The Day,” is short for “Soul-Killing, Terrifying Hot Slut Who Will Haunt Your Night Terrors For The Rest Of Your Days Of The Day.”

Because you didn’t really want to sleep ever again and want to spend your entire night shaking with fear while preparing for the robot takeover, here’s a Lady CaCa-like robot who will entertain you with her creepy day shift stripper-on-ludes moves before freezing your soul with her horrifying demon glare. This Blix-faced robot of terror who has more rhythm than current day Brit Brit and dresses like a bootleg She-Ra character is the nightmare creation of artist Jordan Wolfson and the creature effects studio Spectral Motion. Jordan’s unnamed creation is on display through April 19th at the David Zwirner Gallery in NYC if you really want to see your future overlord in person.

There’s also a video and it’s very “Mannequin as written by Stephen King.” Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact. It can read your mind through the screen and find your location.

You totally made eye contact. We’re all doomed. And yes, someone is definitely jacking it to this and that someone’s name is most likely Michael Bay.

via Metro UK

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