The truly astonishing logic of Kristin Chevy Cavalier and the bastard son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (aka her husband Jay Cutler) strikes again! During an interview with Fit Pregnancy (via People) Kristin opens up about pregnancy sex in a way that makes it seem like she’s married to a 12-year-old boy who gets grossed out by the word ‘vagina’ when she said that her husband is about as into sex as she’s into vaccines:
“Sex is funny when you’re pregnant. Guys get weird about it. I’m like, ‘Oh Jay, the baby’s kicking!’ And he’s like, not wanting to know about it. It’s important for women to realize — if your guy is a little weirded out but isn’t good at expressing that, it can be isolating.”
Well, that’s the most depressing picture that’s been painted for me all day: Jay Cutler, tired of jacking it in the garage to a Walmart flyer, tries to initiate sex with his wife, despite the fact that it grosses him out that there’s another person in her womb, and the second he remembers, his dick packs it up and calls it a day. But what’s worse is that Kristin thinks that Jay is normal. All it takes is 3 seconds on the internet and you’ll find a bunch of mommy blogs talking about fucking till their water breaks. Then again, that would involve Kristin doing research, and we all know how good she is with research.
Kristin Chevy Cavalier got her name back in the news by yapping about vaccines and now she’s keeping it in the news by yapping about sex, which means we’re about 3 days away from seeing pictures of her frolicking along with beach with Jim Carrey, because it’s pretty fucking obvious Kristin is gunning for Jenny McCarthy’s position as CEO of Not-Smart Blondes Who We Should Have Stopped Paying Attention To A Decade Ago.