Night Crumbs

March 21, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

WARNING: The next $1 bill you touch may have spent time on Miley Cyrus’ chipmunk cooter. You’ve been warned – Drunken Stepfather

Jason Segel makes an ohimjizzing face for drive-thru workers and I don’t know what it says about me, but I recognized their Krispy Kreme uniforms before I even clicked on that picture. It says that I’m fat, that’s what it says – Lainey Gossip

And I’m guessing that at least 65% of these hot pieces will be Sean Cody hos one day, so that’s good for me! – The Berry

Looks like the expiration date on Bradley Cooper’s contract with Suki AguaCasa might be up! – Celebitchy

St. Angie Jolie and Stella McCartney got together to make some busted down, cheap Halloween Town children’s clothes together – Jezebel

Shitty news for humanity, but wonderful news to the future Backdoor Farrahs of the world – Reality Tea

We’re really living in a time when there’s going to be a Catgirl on TV – The Superficial

First, Fred Phelps dies. Then, a Jem and the Holograms movie is announced. And now, Michigan shredded the ban on gay marriage. It truly is National Gay Week! – Towleroad

Anna Kendrick looks like someone wrapped a bunch of matte black duct tape around her body – Hollywood Tuna

Are we sure that’s the real Crispy Ronaldo and not an Old Navy mannequin? – Popoholic

Jeff Goldblum gives good AMA – Pajiba

Samantha Micelli is knocked up and if bitch doesn’t name her kid Mona…. – ICYDK

Maybe this is supposed to be artsy and sexy or some shit, but it looks like Selena Gomez is getting attacked by a mosquito – IDLYITW

Andrew Garfield did a good – Popsugar

I see you trying to get into the JEM movie, Ireland Baldwin – Just Jared

Adele Dazeem is loving all this publicity John Travola gave her by flubbing up her name in the worst way ever, so of course she isn’t mad – HuffPo

I really don’t understand what’s going on here, but I would…. – OMG Blog

Roseanne Barr is going to be a judge on Last Comic Standing, but honestly, if they wanted a trick from Roseanne, they should’ve went with Crystal – SOW

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