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March 20, 2014 / Posted by:

The late-afternoon tea party that Al Reynolds throws every Sunday just got a new anthem. The down low crew will salivate from every orifice when they see Gay Al booty poppin’ in shredded denim panties on his concrete patio to Fly Young Red’sThrow That Boy Pussy.”

For decades straight rappers have been rapping about tits, ass and pussy, so progress IS a gay rapper rapping about b-holes. Whoever is in charge of choosing the winner of the TS Eliot Prize for Poetry can take the rest of the year off, because the only contender has been found. I mean, with poetic lyris like these:

What’s your real name and not your Jack’d name / Bend it over, bust it open, bring it back, man / Hold it open, Imma eat it like a Pac-Man / I’m trying to beat it out the frame and give you back pains

Man I’m cool with his and hers, but Imma ’bout that his and his / Lemme eat that boy pussy it tastes good like M&Ms / Imma bust that ass open and send you back home to him / Then I kick that shit like Biz Markie and say you just a friend

John Travolta’s mangina just trickled out a single tear over those beautiful and poignant lyrics. It’s as if Fly Young Red is rapping directly to it.

Lube up your ear holes and put this NSFW poetry in it:

And tell Tyler Perry’s trainer that he will be doing 100 extra squats during his workout routine today thanks to this poetic ode to bottom boy b-holes.

via C&D

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