That Not-Smart Chick From The Hills Who Isn’t Heidi Or Whitney Is Still Talking About Vaccines

No longer content with being little more than the memory of a bygone reality era (remember when we used to watch shows about bland bowls of oatmeal staring at each other?) Kristin Chevy Cavalier keeps reaching for that rainbow of relevancy by telling us more about vaccinations, specifically how vaccinations are bad, m’kay? On Tuesday night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, viewers got to watch what happens when you ask Kristin to rub two brain cells together (LIVE!) and explain just why she’s not vaccinating her two crotch droppings:

Andy Cohen: “We got a lot of questions, Kristin, about your stand on vaccines. Kat George wants to know ‘How can you knowingly support the spread of potentially deadly diseases by not vaccinating your children?'”

Kristin Clamato Cocktail: “Here’s the thing: At the end of the day, I’m just a mom. I’m trying to make the best decision for my kid. There are very scary statistics out there regarding what is in vaccines and what they cause – asthma, allergies, ear infections, all kinds of things. And we feel like we’re making the best decision for our kids.”

You know things aren’t good when it’s plausible that swapping out Kristin for Heidi Montag might raise the intelligence level. So basically, she’s not vaccinating her kids because she saw something that Lo Bosworth liked on Jen Bunney’s Facebook page, is taking it as 100% truth (because if her eyes read it, it must be true, and also because research is hard and facts are too factual) and continuing to scatter vaccination conspiracy theories across the nation like a dum-dum Johnny Appleseed.

And isn’t it just too rich when a trick schools you on the dangers of toxic chemicals while wearing a face full of eyelash glue, a noxious spray tan, and 10 lbs of bleach-dipped fake hair?