Open Post: Hosted By Mimi’s St. Patrick’s Day Titty Balls

March 18, 2014 / Posted by:

The Wuzzles’ pin-up of choice is a walking ho shit holiday calendar, so the sun wouldn’t have set on St. Patrick’s Day if she didn’t gift her lambs with a picture of a fake shamrock tattoo on her crystal soil-filled chichi.

While looking like a demure contestant in a MILF wet t-shirt contest at Senor Frogs who was disqualified for being a little too slutty, Mimi did what she does most days: she got boozed up, got into a bikini and posed for Instagram pictures with her Pogo Ball titties out. Today is National Goddess of Fertility Day so don’t be surprised if you go on Mimi’s Instagram page and see pictures of her dressed like a giant, bikini-wearing ovary.

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