Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Despite all the booze and coke and pot and pills and late nights and every other form of destructive behavior you can think of, this A+ list entertainer(singer) is pregnant. That could possibly explain why she has decided to pretend she is domestic for now. (CDAN)

RiRi? If this is made of truthiness and RiRi spawned with Wheelchair Jimmy, that baby is going to be a giant forehead and its eyes are going to be where its ears are supposed to be. So basically it’s going to look like a beluga whale with legs.

He recently had to pause on work obligations citing health reasons. But this superstar didn’t seem all that sick. That’s because the health reasons were related to his wife. She’s been keeping a surprisingly low profile the last few months. Which is unusual because, well, the wife is rather pap-friendly. The immediate speculation was pregnancy and bump-hiding. But there was no bump when she showed up at a major event so it definitely wasn’t pregnancy.

Apparently there’s a painkiller addiction going on. And that’s the reason he couldn’t make it that time. She had an episode and it was serious enough that he had to bail on work and help her out. Not a side of him we see very often – you know, putting her before him. Something she must have enjoyed, though probably for the wrong reasons. Still, she seems to be getting off on his attention. And that’s worrying for those around her too. She’s addicted to the pills and also addicted to his care. (Lainey Gossip)

Coming soon, the Lifetime original movie Addicted To His Care: The Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Story starring an overcooked spaghetti noodle that’s been left out on the kitchen counter as Jessica Biel and that teacher from Glee as Justin Timberlake.

Since this famous young performer is frequently in the headlines about both her personal and her professional life, you probably think that you know everything about her.

You don’t.

She wants to be seen as this sexy girl that drives men wild. She still gets lots of publicity thanks to that one very famous boyfriend (who is also in the entertainment industry), and the fact that he intensely and publicly desired her is all she wants you to know about her love life.

Are you ready for the truth?

Half of her intimate encounters… are with women! She is not just experimenting. She is definitely bisexual. And she really should stop sleeping with her female employees, because those girls love to talk! (Blind Gossip)

Selena Gomez? And this is your cue to ask, “Eh, didn’t we already know she was into girls since she was dating Justin Bieber and shit?”

This actor is smart and funny and has been in a couple of the biggest movies of all time. He is not married and finds it easy to pick up women.

This actor is B list. Mostly movies although he has dabbled with some television. His is the face that women love and combine that with the movie roles he has played and women melt. They love the guy. His wife loved him too. She didn’t know at first because he was good at hiding it. At some point in that marriage he gave up though and decided he wanted to be more free. No more marriage. He is giving her everything she wants. He is on a roll with guys right now. After so many years of hiding he is filming in a town right now and in front of the public he still flirts and pretends to love women but he has been going through almost the entire population of gay men in town. (CDAN)

The thought cloud above my head was filled with a picture of Ryan Gosling until I got to the word “wife.” I have no clue, but if anybody figures this out and knows what town he’s filming in, let me know, so I can drag my ass there, become an official citizen and then get in line.

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