Because the ingrown pubic hair on humanity’s crotch can’t go more than a second without fucking up, he fucked up today by getting kicked out of rehab. The Difficult Brown stays difficult.
Earlier this month, Chris Brown finished up the court-ordered 90 days of anger management rehab he was sentenced to by the judge in the RiRi assault case. But just as Chris Brown was about to sashay out of rehab and continue his terror on the streets, the judge told him to stay in rehab for another 60 days until his assault case in DC wraps up. That was the plan, but then he had to go and fuck it up. TMZ says that Chris was kicked out of rehab today for breaking “internal rules.” I figured that “internal rules” was just a professional and technical way of saying that Chris face punched every woman in there and broke all the windows before burning the place down. But TMZ burped out the shocker of all shockers: he didn’t get kicked out for violence for drugs. If Chris Brown gets kicked out of rehab and it wasn’t because he fisted someone in the face, did he really get kicked out?
TMZ doesn’t know the exact reason why. Their source says that he did have “an inappropriate relationship” with a female employee (read: he boned her with his pool noodle peen in the janitor’s closet), but that isn’t the reason why he was shown the exit door. Getting kicked out of rehab is a violation of his probation, so the Sheriff picked him up and drove his ass to jail. He is being held without bail.
This is the second time Chris has been expelled from rehab. Last year, he was kicked out of rehab after throwing a rock at his mom’s car window when she came to visit him.
So he didn’t get kicked out for hitting anyone or for making Mom Breezy smuggle in meth in her butt or for doing an employee, so what else is there? Oh yeah, he probably opened up his mouth and spit out the usual fucked up threats that Chris Brown usually spits out. Or he put on his shitty movie Battle of the Year in the TV room and made everyone watch it. That’ll do it.