Laura Jeanne Poon Is Launching A Lifestyle Company

If you’ve ever wondered what kind of bath towels an AMERICAN CITIZEN should leave out for guests or where an AMERICAN CITIZEN can find a good imported meyer lemon curd, AMERICAN CITIZEN Laura Jeanne Poon will soon have you covered. E! Online is saying that in 2015, Laura Jeanne will be following in the footsteps of rich white women everywhere by launching her own lifestyle company. So far, not much is known about it except that she has named C Wonder president Andrea Hyde as CEO and that it will probably have a southern influence, since Laura Jeanne is from Nashville.

I could give a shit about $90 pussy tightening cream or whatever rich lady junk she plans on peddling (it’s always some kind of downtown wrinkle cream with rich ladies), because I’m more excited to see what she names her company. Personally, I hope Do You Know Who I Am is in the running, as is poony.com. But I also think AMERICAN CITIZEN STUFF has a nice ring to it.

So between Martha Stewart, Goopy, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively, a million trophy wives with a wifi connection, and now Laura Jeanne Poon, you should be covered for pictures of artisanal organic ravioli to stare at for before saying “Fuck, ain’t nobody got time for that. Get in the car, we’re going to Olive Garden.”

Pic: Reese Witherspoon