Here’s Helena Bonham Carter, she of the Can Do No Wrongs, at A Night of Reggae for Save The Children UK at The Roundhouse in London last night. Yeah, as soon as I saw the word “reggae” her look mad complete sense, because at first I thought she was at an event called A Night Of Coked Up Gothic Zombies Who Will Scare The Blood Out Of You.
Like I said in my first sentence, Helena Bonham Carter can do absolutely no wrong and if she wants to look like a greasy creature of the undead who’s got a serious case of the coke grinds and hasn’t been able to shit out the brains she’s eaten for days, let her! Who cares if she looks like a box of crayons that melted on a gothic porcelain doll? She’s HBC! She can do whatever she wants. Although, she really should pay for the private therapy of the children who saw her like this and are now scarred.