So far today, I’ve dragged my brain through puddles of Terry Richardson’s curdled cum and Porsha Williams’ stupidity, so I am thirsty for a palate cleanser. I don’t think this is it. Tonight, not only will I have nightmares of Terry’s facials and crazed dictators, but I’ll also have nightmares of a wild, sneaky alien gecko jumping up behind me when I least expect it.
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