Night Crumbs

From the Department of Boo Hoo Bitch: Emma Watson is jealous of the young actresses who aren’t tied to one character and I’m jealous of the millions of dollars that fell on top of her head for playing that one character – Lainey Gossip 

Picture proof that a Smart Car does not make you look smarter – The Superficial

Oh, don’t mind Madge, she’s just licking up the virgin blood that splattered against her shower during her nightly sacrifices in her bathroom – Celebitchy

$1 million to look like a 50 cent three-day-old spoiling sausage on clearance – Reality Tea

And somewhere behind the camera, Yolanda Foster is screaming, “Suck it in! Stick those tits out! Make that money!” – Drunken Stepfather

A hot ginger gets into an icy hole and no, that link isn’t going to take you to a sex tape starring Carrot Top and January Jones – Towleroad

JLo looks like a giant neon pink marker – Hollywood Tuna

CBS renewed EVERYTHING (except for that show with Robin Williams and Buffy that your memaw loved) – Pajiba

So I guess in Michael Bay’s remake of The Birds, the birds will be self-exploding drones and (insert the name of any white Victoria’s Secret model here) will play the Tippi Hedren role – Jezebel

Somewhere, a little girl is crying and feeling like her world is over because her princess bedspread is missing. It’s all Kristen Bell’s fault! – Popoholic

Kim Kartrashian wants you to think she can fit into Kylie Jenner’s two piece without it exploding into a pile of black Spandex threads – IDLYITW

The closest you’ll ever get to seeing a Khloe Kardashian and Larry King sex tape – Tosh.0

Another Olsen is getting married – ICYDK

Dirty Peen: Zach McGowan Edition – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Vintage Colin Powell- Celebslam

And some of them should just go back to modeling – The Berry

Every single day, Aaron Paul caresses his wife’s cheek and gently says to her, “I love you, BIIIIIIIITTTTCH” – Just Jared

Jared Leto and his luscious mane will save the Ukraine – Popsugar