Night Crumbs
I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston has a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! for the 1,497,578th time, but judging by that mouth scarf, I’m guessing her mouth gave birth to a herp sore…. – Lainey Gossip
Courtney Stodden was in the window of the Elegance And Grace Store, right? – The Superficial
Lux the cat’s canine brother has been found in Spain! – Drunken Stepfather
The description of Gabrielle Union’s wine “Vanilla Puddin‘” makes me want to barf up a whole lot of stomach puddin’ – Jezebel
Squinty Zellweger is starting to morph into a Cameron Diaz figurine made out of Play-Doh – Celebitchy
Professor Kevin Bacon breaks down the 80s for the sad, unfortunate souls who didn’t live through the decade of neon ridiculousness – Towleroad
Marky Mark should really receive a Nobel Peace Prize for taking down the 9/11 planes “in his mind,” but I guess an MTV Generation Award will do – Pajiba
Strangely enough, Selena Gomez is still alive and hasn’t melted into a lukewarm puddle of embarrassment from everyone seeing that hilarious dirty dancing video of her and this generation’s Baby Houseman – Hollywood Tuna
Brandi Glanville must be drinking plenty of those delusion-tinis, because she thinks she’s worth $250,000 a season when we all know she’s worth a bag of polyester weave and a half empty bottle of MD 20/20 – Reality Tea
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez broke up – IDLYITW
Krysten Ritter looks like a big rig skidded on her – Popoholic
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn keep redefining the meaning of ICK. NAST. – Popsugar
The freshly bloomed spring daisy Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have not divorced yet. Did they forget to divorce or something, or is Pamela Anderson really going for a new record? – ICYDK
Speaking of freshly bloomed spring daisies…. – The Berry
The Fast And Furious 7 will still go on without Paul Walker – HuffPo
Like Naomi Campbell really needs a lesson on how to throw shade. Bitch can throw shade, a BlackBerry, a knife, a ninja star, etc…. – OMG Blog
This list is null and void without CT and his fuckable nostrils – The Backlot
That $12 Party City costume…. – Just Jared
In “we all get the olds” news, I present Freddie Prinze Jr. today – SOW
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