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March 11, 2014 / Posted by:

If you’re the one who once said a prayer to the universe to please gift us with pictures of a weaved-up, furry Jake Gyllenhaal baring his hot Hank Hill ass and wearing a taped down cock curtain while banging a pan in Rome, we all owe you a thank you. Yes, I’ll take Jake looking like he’s playing Jesus in Brokeback Nazareth  - Lainey Gossip

Does this mean Lena Dunham will never fulfill her destiny of starring in a live-action version of the Little Critter movie? – The Superficial

When you tell Mindy Kaling she needs more diversity in her cast, she’ll plug her eyes and say, “nananananana I’m a fucking Indian woman with my own show nananna”Celebitchy

Is Miley Cyrus looking for her missing ass in Amazon Ashley’s tits? – Drunken Stepfather

The real truth is that JLo wouldn’t save anyone, because she doesn’t want to ruin her gel manicure by putting her hands in all that damn saltwater – Jezebel

Okay, but why does Nicki Minaj’s outfit looks like an 80s businesswoman’s jogging suit? – Hollywood Tuna

Hodor from Game of Thrones is gay and yes, yes I would – Towleroad

The trailer for the new season of Scenes From A Wax Museum Fire (copyright: Tina Fey) is here – Reality Tea

Julianne Hough kind of looks like a prettier Derek Hough now. Trying to get Ryan Seacrest back, I see… – Popoholic

The Louisiana Trailer Park Flower that is Brit Brit once again ruins an exquisitely elegant ensemble with UGGs – IDLYITW

Juliette Lewis says she’s quit all the bullshit and yet she’s still got a Scientology membership card in her wallet – ICYDK

Dear #24, John Travolta wishes he had your problems – The Berry

The shit us humans do with our time on Earth never ceases to amaze me – Tosh.0

Nicki Minaj spends her vacation doing what Nicki Minaj always does, even when she’s not on vacation – HuffPo

Real love is being able to sniff your piece’s pits while you’re standing and posing for a picture together – Popsugar

It’s pretty fitting that the Vladimir Pootin butt plug looks constipated - OMG Blog

Only Tilda Swinton can wear a Santa Fe’s grandmother’s throw rug and pull it off – Just Jared

Shouldn’t they temporarily change the title to 3 Broke Girls? – Celebslam

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