Elisabeth Moss Says Her Marriage To Fred Armisen Was “Traumatic”

When Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss married SNL’s Fred Armisen, it seemed like such a weird random pairing that raised my eyebrows so high they eventually receded to the back of my head, where they stayed until the two got divorced and Elisabeth started spitting some hot truth about her ex-husband (at which point my eyebrows returned to sit comfortably above my eyes and relax in the shade she was throwing). And in an interview with New York Magazine, Elisabeth is back at it, serving as a cautionary tale of dickmatization gone wrong:

“Looking back, I feel like I was really young, and at the time I didn’t think that I was that young,” Moss says. “It was extremely traumatic and awful and horrible. At the same time, it turned out for the best. I’m glad that I’m not there. I’m glad that it didn’t happen when I was 50. I’m glad I didn’t have kids. And I got that out of the way. Hopefully. Like, that’s probably not going to happen again.”

Elisabeth was introduced to Fred Armisen by Jon Hamm after he hosted SNL, so here’s hoping Jon felt a teeny-tiny bit of guilt for playing Shitty Matchmaker (“Did someone say shitty matchmaker?” – Patti Stanger) and sent the Hammaconda to comfort Elisabeth in her time of need. Forget therapy dogs, nothing can turn a frown upside-down and make you forget about a terrible ex like Jon Hamm’s giant lap-gopher.

And here’s more of Elisabeth in New York Magazine looking like the sluttiest senior picture at the Sears Portrait Studio by popping her $cientolo-side boob in a pair of denim overalls. And for those of you looking at Elisabeth flashing the goods from her hotel window and saying “Peggy would NEVER”, she so would.