Open Post: Hosted By Blue Ivy Carter Singing Along To “Drunk In Love”

March 8, 2014 / Posted by:

During Beyoncé’s rehearsal for her Grammy performance of Drunk in Love (“Is the track playing? Yes? Okay, good rehearsal everyone!”) someone caught the voice of the chosen child of the Illuminati, Blue Ivy Carter singing along with her mother. Well, describing it as singing along might be generous; the only word she knows is ‘surfbort’, but I’ll allow it, considering those are the only words I know too.

Once Beyoncé recognizes that it’s Blue Ivy’s voice, and not just a sound tech she plans on firing for daring to sound better than she, she calls out “Hi Blue Blue!” and BIC responds with “Hi Mommy!” I know, I too am shocked that she referred to her Mommy; I just assumed Beyoncé would make her child address her Most Heavenly Wearer of the Dramatiqué Lacefronts. But it’s actually kind of sweet the way Beyoncé reacts to hearing her child call her Mommy; it’s almost as if it’s the first time that’s ever happened (good one, Allison).

And to answer your question, no, Her Holiness Blue-Blue was not mic’d; she was born with the ability to speak at full volume like the voice of God.

(Video: Beylite)

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