Anna and Lucy DeCinque, the delicate and freshly bloomed twin Australian sunflowers who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look totally identical and share everything including a man. Double the beauty, double the glamour, double the elegance, double the aaaaaaah!
28-year-olds Anna and Lucy from Perth, Australia were born just one minute apart and ever since they were pulled out of their mother’s body they’ve been inseparable and barely leave each other’s side. They have always worn matching outfits and when they got older, they got matching silicone titty domes, shellacked slug lips, plastic spider leg lashes and exquisitely tattooed eyebrows. According to The Daily Mail and the NY Post, they spent more than $200,000 to look like two cholita Real Dolls manufactured specifically for the dude who doesn’t want his Real Doll to look too real. The plastic surgery artiste who worked on them should obviously get several Nobel Peace Prizes for recreating this kind of beauty twice!
This is what Anna and Lucy looked like 9 years ago before they got the 2-for-1 special and completely transformed themselves into Bratz’s answer to The Barbi Twins.
That picture = If Nikki McKibbin got artificially inseminated with eggs fertilized by the Saw puppet’s sperm, which equals chola raver glamour times two.
Besides sharing the same face and Tupperware bowl titties, the beauty school dropouts share the same bed in their mother’s house, the same job, the same paycheck and they even share a boyfriend and when one’s rubbing her latex body on him, the other one watches.
“We’re dating one boy at the moment. There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing. It’s not really weird to us. We have one boyfriend and all three of us share the same bed. For guys, in their hearts and dreams, they want two girlfriends. We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy too. We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it. Every date had to be a double date. It’s always double or nothing.”
You really can’t say you’re close to your sister until you’ve seen her rubber sheet skin melt while humping on your shared boyfriend in your shared bed. That is the real definition of sisterly bonding. Or maybe that’s the real definition of sisterly nightmares? I get the two confused sometimes.
Anna and Lucy also share the reincarnated heart of Mother Theresa, because they work at an elderly care facility where they serve meals to memaws and pepaws who are grateful to be surrounded by two stunning double rainbows. Here’s an interview with them from a couple of years ago:
Call them crazy, call them the plot for James Wan’s next movie, but honestly, we should all be so lucky to have a sibling who shares our love for looking like a plastic flower in the Garden of Snooki and who appreciates elegant ensembles previously worn by 90s pussy peddlers. Pure gorgeousness squared!