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March 6, 2014 / Posted by:

Misao Okawa, the world’s oldest person alive who turned 116 yesterday! Happy Belated Birfday!

Misao was born in Osaka, Japan on March 5, 1898 and yesterday at the retirement home where she’s lived for the past 18 years she celebrated her 116th birthday with the press. And at 116, she still looks fresher and younger than any Lohan. Misao is one of only 5 people alive, all women, who were born in the 19th century. Misao got the World’s Oldest Person alive title in June of last year after Jireomon Kimura, also of Japan, went off to heaven at the age of 116. Two of Misao’s three children are still alive and they’re both in their 90s. She also has four grandkids and six great grandkids. She told The Telegraph that the secret to living past 100 is to eat and sleep.

Already recognised as the oldest person in the world, Mrs Okawa will on March 5 reach the remarkable milestone of 116 – and attributes her longevity to eating well and sleeping at least eight hours every night, with the occasional nap thrown in for good measure.

“Eat and sleep and you will live a long time,” she said in a message to The Telegraph. “You have to learn to relax.”

So, if I want to live to see former president Blue Ivy Carter Jolie-Pitt at the presidential inauguration ceremony of her son Pax Junior Jayonce Jolie-Pitt in 80 years, all I have to do is eat and sleep? What a coincidence! Those are the two things I’m best at. I’m coming for your record, Misao Okawa.

Pic: AP

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