Seen here celebrating Ass Wednesday early (I will get four chancleta swats to the hand for that one), Papa Joe continued to make up for lost time by partying with a patriotic piece, Heidi Montag’s future and another dude at a party for Naluda Magazine in Beverly Hills last night. Late-In-Life-Gay Ken took a little time out from “managing” male models to give that patriotic piece a place to sit. That patriotic piece is giving me Bobby Trendy and if he is Bobby Trendy, then I take back everything I said about Gary Busey and the Porn Iguana. This is my favorite new couple. Get it on that American spirit, Papa Joe.