Night Crumbs
And here’s the riveting and crystal clear HD video of Justin Bieber peeing in a cup and the most surprising part is that he was able to do it without his potty training coach cheering him on for moral support – Popbytes
Dear Stanley Tucci, what in a check is a check hell are you doing in a Michael Bay movie? – Lainey Gossip
Either they blocked out Pamela Anderson’s twat flash or she really needs a heavy-duty tampon – Drunken Stepfather
In “Bitch Should Get A Bonus” news, Barkhad Abdi got $65,000 for his Oscar-nominated performance in Captain Phillips and nothing more – Celebitchy
The Porn Iguana did cartwheels on the beach and her medicine ball titties didn’t knock her chin bone out of her skull. It’s an engineering miracle! – The Superficial
So is Chris Harrison trying to tell me that I will pass out and die before my dream of seeing EJ Johnson as The Bachelor comes true? – Reality Tea
Katy Perry did the weather forecast in Australia and that’s cute and everything, but strong winds really need to come in and knock that Dora Explorer hair off of her head – Towleroad
Like Jason Momoa could really handle all of Betty White’s potent sexiness – Pajiba
I see Khlozilla got a hold of some Bro-tox – IDLYITW
I’ve looked through all of these pictures for Parasite Hilton’s “booty” and have come up with nothing except for a new allergic reaction to moldy pancakes – Hollywood Tuna
Sofia Vergara’s a natural blondie?!? – The Berry
How do you accidentally shave your head? Did Demi Lovato cuddle and fall asleep with an Epilady or something? – ICYDK
Duchess Kate is redoing her home at Kensington Palace and I’m assuming she’s going to commission an artist to paint Morrissey’s portrait at the bottom of every toilet – Jezebel
Keira Knightley’s dress is confusing my eyes and hurting my rib bones – Popoholic
I wonder how much crack does $250,000 in jewelry buys? – HuffPo
Titties come out in the promos for Lena Dunham’s Saturday Night Live episode and thankfully the titties don’t belong to Lena Dunham – OMG Blog
They don’t call her Tacky Pataky for nothing! – Popsugar
RiRi covered up her nipples for once. We should write this down in a history book somewhere, right? – Just Jared