When Jared Leto won an Oscar tonight for Dallas Buyers Club, I wondered how it was possible for Jordan Catalano to have an Oscar when Kimmy Gibler does not? How is it possible that nobody has cast Kimmy Gibler as Helen Keller and how is it possible that she hasn’t won an Oscar for it? The world we live in never makes any sense to me.
As every single living thing in the world expected, Jared Leto won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor tonight and I thought his speech was going to take my eyeballs on a roller coaster ride of emotions. Up, down, to the side and back again, but it was kind of sweet (and my cunt gene curled and threw a disappointing look at me when I typed that). Jared Leto thanked his mom and he mentioned all of the people who have suffered from AIDs. But you know, now that I think about it, this selfish bitch didn’t thank Rayanne Graff or Rickie Vasquez or even Angela Chase! Jared Catalano doesn’t remember where he came from. You had one job, Jordan Catalano! One job!