Open Post: Hosted By A Bill Clinton Hooker Sandwich

March 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian, take note: this is how a hooker poses for a picture with a horny old man.

At the Unite4Humanity charity event in Los Angeles Thursday night, Bill Clinton was approached by two delicate lace hankies who asked him to pose for a picture, and since Bill is a gentleman who would never be so rude as to turn down a request from such demure lilac blossoms, he obliged. However, it turns out he wasn’t actually posing with high-society debutantes, but with two sneaky party-crashing hookers from the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. I know! I’m suh shocked that the woman wearing polyester hair with two fingers in her hard lemonade wasn’t on the guest list of a high-profile charity event. TMZ says that the two horz, Barbie Girl and Ava Adora, came as a guest’s plus-one and were removed from the party immediately after taking the picture.

HAAAAATERS! All Barbie Girl and Ava Adora wanted was to bask in the warm glow of Bill Clinton’s hotness, and you kicked them out onto the curb like two trashy hookers. You call yourselves humanitarians? You could learn a lesson form Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton welcomes all types of women. “Give me your tired, your poor, your skanky and toothless. Those with tig ol’ bitties or teeny-tinys. The slutty, the raunchy, and even Librarian-looking ones with glasses. Send these to me.”

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