After canceling show after show because his marriage is slow dancing with the Grim Reaper, Robin Thicke took his slut ass back to the stage last night and took a minute to tell the audience that he’s trying to win Paula Patton back. Before dedicating his song “Lost Without U” to her at the Patriot Center in Fairfax, VA, the smooth tampon in a black suit summoned a wave of “awwwwws” (and an eye roll out of me) out of the audience when he dribbled this out:
“For those of you who don’t know, my wife and I got separated a few days ago. But you know I want everybody to know that I’m trying to get my girl back. But you know, she told me, she said, ‘You should go out there and tell the truth. You should tell them you’re trying to get me back.’ She’s a good woman, you know.”
I can’t with all those audience members getting feelings over this STUNT QUEEN speech… You know that after the show, one of them let Robin cry out lonely tears onto her chichis before he wiped ’em off with his hand and used ’em as cooch lube. While Robin is busy trying to get his girl back, I’m sure his hand will be busy trying to grab another girl’s back.
I know I think everything is some STUNT QUEEN shit, but the way this is playing out… Robin is acting like he and Paula are the love story of our time and we should all be rooting for them to get back together. Bitch, this ain’t Say Anything and you ain’t John Cusack. But you know he’s going to invite TMZ to shoot him as he stands outside of Paula house while holding up a boombox blaring “In Your Eyes.” I’m already getting the heaves just thinking about it.
Pics: Splash (Thanks to Jennifer for the video!)