The New York City medical examiner’s office released a statement today saying that Philip Seymour Hoffman’s official cause of death is “acute mixed drug intoxication.” Based on what they found in his system, it sounds like he was speedballing it. I’m getting shades of my 6th grade teacher saying the word “SPEEDBALL” like it was the most evil word in the world while talking to us about the bad shit.
Toxicology reports show that at the time of his death, PSH had all kinds of the bad shit in his system including heroin, coke, benzodiazepines and amphetamine. Julie Bolcer, the medical examiner spokesperson, also said that his death was ruled as an accident.
Lord, may a kitten or a puppy video drop on my head right now. I’d even settle for a cute ferret video right about now. Okay, okay, I’ll settle for a damn meerkat video: